legless

Meaning

1. Without legs.
2. (slang) Too drunk to stand.
3. Going nowhere.

Synonyms

apod

footless

one-legged

apodal

cunted

drunken

faced

hammered

impaired

inebriate

juiced

lubricated

out of it

pickled

pounded

sauced

smashed

soused

stemless

tanked

tiddly

trashed

zonked

apodous

in one’s cups

Oliver

pissed as a newt

three sheets to the wind

tired and emotional

Oliver Twist

elephant’s trunk

bladdered

mullered

ratted

tight as a tick

ginned

fou

jaked

worse for wear

razzled

temulent

bungfu

gambrinous

gished

blootered

munted

bingoed

burlin’

stinko

lairy

tozy-mozy

half lit

Brahms and Liszt

amputated

schnockered

blotto

cocked

crapulous

Etymology

Inherited from Middle English: legles

In summary

From Middle English legles, equivalent to leg + -less.