tired and emotional

Mane (Îngilîzî)

1. (British, euphemistic, humorous, idiomatic) Drunk.
2. Used other than figuratively or idiomatically: see tired, emotional.

Hevwate

blotto

cocked

crapulous

cunted

drunken

faced

hammered

impaired

inebriate

juiced

legless

lubricated

out of it

pickled

pounded

sauced

smashed

soused

tanked

tiddly

trashed

zonked

in one’s cups

Oliver

pissed as a newt

three sheets to the wind

Oliver Twist

elephant’s trunk

bladdered

mullered

ratted

tight as a tick

ginned

fou

jaked

worse for wear

razzled

temulent

bungfu

gambrinous

gished

blootered

munted

bingoed

burlin’

stinko

lairy

tozy-mozy

half lit

Brahms and Liszt

Werger

embriac

berauscht

besoffen

betrunken

blau

sternhagelvoll

trunken

voll

alkoholisiert

stockbesoffen

stockbetrunken

sturzbesoffen

sturzbetrunken

volltrunken

سكران

Etîmolojî (Îngilîzî)

First used by the British satirical magazine Private Eye in 1967, in a spoof diplomatic memo to describe the state of cabinet minister George Brown. It is now used as a stock phrase and euphemism to avoid litigation for libel, and the phrase has spread well beyond the magazine.